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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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